how the conversation will go.
I have them?
Can I make them?
What's the deal?
Brass is out of this world expensive right now.
The stock I'd need to buy to make ONE set of grips is $200 to $300.
If you're interested in solid brass grips.
If you're rich.
If you want grips heavier than the gun itself (probably), e-mail me.
Okay, I'm listening.
I will require prepayment. I will most likely require cash, check or money
Understood. That's the deal. Send me a chunk of brass if you
don't like it (seriously, please do (I need 5" x 9" x .625")).
There will be a delay while I order the material.
There will be a delay while I machine the stock.
There will be a delay when I have a heart attack while machining the stock.
As far as I know, the first buyer will be the only person in the world with
solid brass grips on a Crosman gun. At least until my competitors steal YET
ANOTHER one of my ideas.
That's not dumb.
Will you be the most specialist boy in the world with the flashiest bling
of all time?
Yes, you will.
My mom already
says I'm the most specialist boy.
Your mom doesn't
have solid brass grips.
I need metal and I need it NOW.
Check out Solid Aluminum
Grips. Not nearly as expensive, but definitely as awesome.
I'm a steel man, myself.
Stainless Steel is the same story as brass. E-mail me.
You're not funny.
in my head say I am.